Branded Crap

[Aston Martin]

Thought it's be fun or unbelievably irritating to see what crap manufacturers are selling.
Maybe one of them is actually selling something good and that isn't a bazillion pounds.


Porsche Beach Ball.

?35.


Porsche Beach Chair.

?68.


Ice cube tray.

This ain't that bad, but its ?8.

 

[syncview]

I like the ice cube tray!

 

[katwalk]

I want car ice.

 

[Grand Illusion]

$19 Mustang Cologne

 

[laxmax613]

$11 Million Ferrari Amusement park

 

[narf]

85?.

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/mvf77-900_fabia-wrc-rutschauto-vorne_p_1.jpg

 

[captain_70s]

Jaguar sunglasses. ?95

 

[gaasc]

85?.

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/mvf77-900_fabia-wrc-rutschauto-vorne_p_1.jpg

Better built and cheaper than the VW one

 

[JCE]

I have the Mustang cologne. . Smells very good too.

 

[ninjacoco]

The Porsche ice cube tray is actually pretty cute. Carrera jello shots, anyone?

 

[narf]

To continue my theme...

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/800056343_00-2.jpg

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/800056342_00-2.jpg

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/2706521.jpg

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/bobby-car-herbie-junior-beetle.jpg

Not sure about prices.

 

[Kensuke Nogami]

$19 Mustang Cologne

That worked a little TOO much.... and my date went wrong because of that.

 

[EyeMWing]

The Porsche ice cube tray is actually pretty cute. Carrera jello shots, anyone?

Hell yes!

 

[Aston Martin]

To continue my theme...
https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/bobby-car-herbie-junior-beetle.jpg

Thats kinda cool.

 

[narf]

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/yeti2in1_hellblau_p.jpg

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/fabia_rutschauto_vorne800.jpg

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/roomster_bobby_560_1.jpg

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/mvf39-260_yeti_eiswuerfelform_2010.jpg

https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/03/12/mvf18-103_golfbaellebox_p_1.jpg

 

[Matt2000]

I'd be inclined to let Skoda get away with those kids cars, they're quite cute, much better looking than the real car.

I have a Land Rover keyring, I'm not sure if it falls in this category. However...

How could you not fall for this little... ski bear?

 

[The Spie]

I just find it ironic that someone who uses the handle "Aston Martin" started a thread about crappy branded stuff. AM are one of the worst abusers in this category, starting off with a certain rebranded Toyota IQ...

 

[Zesty]

Those Skoda kids ride-ons are really cute!

I have Honda branded mints in my car, they were free with my last service though. (They are made by a Melbourne company and are tasty). There are a few of my dad's old Volvo and Saab baseball caps lying about the place too, but I don't remember how much he paid for them.

 

[Lupin_IV]

sterling silver Chevrolet Malibu logo pendant
https://pic.armedcats.net/l/lu/lupin_iv/2011/03/12/p4215537dt.jpg
$35 and you don't even get a chain.

 

[GerFix]

I know Top Gear make fun of the manufacturers merchandising, but they are no slouches themselves when it comes to putting their name on any old crap that comes to hand: