It might not be crap, but boy is it unnecessary -
BMW branded shoes...
I actually have a pair of Ferrari branded Pumas. Was at a Puma outlet store a long time ago and they had an unexpected buy one get one free deal. I only went in for one pair, but being who I am, I couldn't take advantage of that deal. Searched all the shelves, and they only had one other pair in my size, so I took it.
(you can just see the Ferrari badge, only GIS image I could find)
They've been in my closet for at least 6 years, they've moved with me from Massachusetts, to Michigan, to Kentucky, back to Michigan, to my next Michigan apartment and finally to my current Michigan apartment and I still have never taken them out of the box or worn them. I don't even know where I can wear them to without looking like a total douche. But hey, free shoes!