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Bush fun

and read this while the video downloads...


:GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME
:
:ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
:
:I attacked and took over two countries.
:I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the Treasury.
:I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history.
:I set an economic record for the most private bankruptcies filed in any 12
:month period.
:I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock
:market.
:I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
:I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
:record.
:In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
:vacation by any president in US history.
:After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
:the worst security failure in US history.
:I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in US
:history.
:In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
:I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other
:president in US history.
:I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
:I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
:president in US history.
:I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president since the
:advent of TV.
:I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
:eek:ther US president in history.
:I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
:intervene when corruption was revealed.
:I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use
:the national reserves as past presidents have.
:I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
:I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take
:to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for
:protest against any person in the history of mankind.
:I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
:I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
:history.
:Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
:(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
:named after her).
:I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
:simultaneously go bankrupt.
:I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in
:any country in the history of the world.
:I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military
:eek:ccupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
:United Nations and the world community.
:I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
:eek:f the United States.
:I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more
:than any other president in US history.
:I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the
:US from the Human Rights Commission.
:I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the
:US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
:I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
:congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
:I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
:I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
:I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default
:no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
:I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
:inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
:I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
:donations.
:The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best
:friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in
:world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
:I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
:history.
:I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and
:then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
:I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
:I took the world's sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year
:made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
:diplomatic failure in US and world history).
:I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of
:Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
:stability.
:I am the first US president in history to have the people of South Korea
:more threatened by the US than by their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
:I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
:contracts.
:I set the all time record for the number of administration employees who
:violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
:bidding for government contracts.
:I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
:eek:ther president in US history. In a little over two years I have created the
:most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has
:been since the civil war.
:I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
:two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
:
:
:RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
:
:I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving
:record has been erased and is not available).
:I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of
:war. I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
:use.
:All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my
:father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public.
:All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
:companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
:All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the
:board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
:Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public
:energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
:
:pERSONAL REFERENCES:
:
:For personal references, please speak to my dad or uncle James Baker. (They
:can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where they are helping
:to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for the next one).
 
"last time someone followed a bush, they walked the deserts for 40 years"

got that on my icq earlier today..
 
i declare your title on this forum to be closet liberal.

you had nothing better to do than to drum up some more anti-Bush crap.

you know liberals do that.

yes, Bush is sooo bad for our economy and we are currently in control of the two countries we "invaded". we are reaping the benefits and oil all thanks to Bush for doing so. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
 
i saw the stupid vid now and if your that ignorant as to why Bush is hypocritical on foreign policy then i wont bother to change your opinion of Bush being hypocritical.
 
yeah so that'll save you from trying to think of some poor arguments that you would have to make up :wink:
 
I think that the US Senate (that's what it's called right?) should have one big press conference and announce that the US Federal Election isn't going to be held until there are 4 or 5 competent competitors....not just Bush vs. Kerry. I think that would give the US population a better picture of what they stand to gain/lose by voting for someone...not just two politicians who are getting knee-deep in the mudslinging that seems to come with every election here in North America...
 
Re: Bush fun

Renesis said:
http://www.msu.edu/~wismanna/bushvsbush.mov

^ I love the Daily Show so much! That's a very funny segment. :lol:
 
a little "fair and balanced" around here would be nice.
 
Quote Justin: "yes, Bush is sooo bad for our economy and we are currently in control of the two countries we "invaded". "

Man, you're too brave. Putting ex.points (") on the word invation!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call it then? Visited?? Man, sometimes you make me feel violent ;)

haz
 
justin - Bush doesn't need us "liberals" to make himself look like a moron.
 
^^agreed^^^ motion carried...or whatever

haz
 
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