Carbage

Grew on the ugly tree, and when it was ripe fell off and hit every brand on the way down.
 
This tiny heap shit covered in advertisments and custom rims has been parked a few doors up my street for a while now. It's hard to see in the picture but the rims look like they came off a baby carriage. Near as I can tell it is/was a Mistu Town Box before the owner did this to it.

https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/01/10/Mitsu.jpg
 
As my brother would say, "Nuke it! Nuke it 'till it glows so we can shoot it in the dark!"
 
Kei cars don't work in the US. period.
 
Jacobfox said:
Kei cars don't work in the US. period.

Or anywhere in the world other than Japan for that matter.

Vette Boss said:
That car has less personality than a block of cheese.

And worse aerodynamics.
 
Our Big Mac fed mailboxes are almost as big as it is.
 
I would've guessed either BMW (shape) or Nissan (wheels). Although we don't know what it was, we know its crap.
 
https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/01/10/Mitsu.jpg

F--KING BURN THE WITCH! :?


It doesn't matter how hard you try to make something that retarded look cool, you'll still look like an idiot - in this case more of an idiot.
 
This tiny heap shit covered in advertisments and custom rims has been parked a few doors up my street for a while now. It's hard to see in the picture but the rims look like they came off a baby carriage. Near as I can tell it is/was a Mistu Town Box before the owner did this to it.

https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/01/10/Mitsu.jpg

Ive seen a few similar cars in the UK. Those little Diahatsi things from GT4. Basically a box whith wheels.

Anonymously phone the number on the windscreen and tell them it sucks or something.
 
Wait...is that van thing a real car? It looks tiny compared to those houses. I'm talking like Power Wheels tiny! :lol:
 
No, i`ts mazda 626 ...
mazda2.jpg

Damn, I was gonna guess it's a Mazda 626 Coupe, but while quoting I noticed that you already mentioned it in your post :p Somehow it just got lost between the craptastic pictures while browsing the thread.
 
Wait...is that van thing a real car? It looks tiny compared to those houses. I'm talking like Power Wheels tiny! :lol:

That's what I was thinking. My post box is about 4 ft tall and that thing looks dwarfed by the box in the pic.
 
The following was spotted in a Google Ad here on the forums by jok. <3

https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/01/16/imgad.jpg

Even more hilarious is the site it takes you to when you click the ad: http://www.chryslermodifications.com/

Note the banner at the top:

https://pic.armedcats.net/2008/01/16/vipron.png

:lmao:
 
lol, they might as well have called the site "a bunch of illegal crap for your ride!!"

I love the "drifting kits" section, and don't miss the flamethrowers and smoke screens!
 
Their banner is a SRThunderbird-16.4. It's from that new car company, Bugodgord (boo-GOJ'-ord)
 
I remember seeing tons of pictures of that white Accord. An extensive modification list that was executed and fabricated very well. Alot of work went into that car. An Arab owns it.
 
I remember seeing tons of pictures of that white Accord. An extensive modification list that was executed and fabricated very well. Alot of work went into that car. An Arab owns it.

Photos are nothing compared to the video.
[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=aQxYHeohut8[/YOUTUBE]

Why would anyone ever do this... even if they had the money.
 
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