Clarkson Explodes

Awesome story.
Now that was good.
Clarkson was in Rwanda, halfway through filming a section for Top Gear - testing the new Porsche to see how many mass graves it would jump over

... That's in bad taste, even by Top Gear standards. To that, I have to say...


edit: I'm assuming that this is the UK's version of The Onion.
I'm guessing you just read the first line, stopped and went "I HAVE TO TELL THE INTERNET HOW WRONG THIS IS!!!" and then finished? Because pretty sure people don't just explode at random and yeah...