Clarksonisms?

[empowah]

Flying fish wasabi?
Motorized pepper grinder?
Motor from a food blender?

 

[Ultra_Kool_Dude]

...in the world.

...I've ever driven.

...oh yes!

 

[BlaRo]

And on that bombshell...

 

[Viper007Bond]

And on that bombshell...

*bangs head on table*

 

[Lilleput]

Ohhh my GOD!..

 

[BlaRo]

Ohhh my GOD!..

Your avatar's quite fitting of that statement...

 

[Jasruler]

"As useful as a snooze alarm on a smoke detector." :lol:

 

[SL65]

^ I liked that one

"Its ABSOLUTLY ASTONISHING!"

 

[wooflepoof]

"I suppose it's a bit like..."

 

[Dr. Woo]

"...like you've sat on a wasp."
"...it's rubbish."

And I must throw this in, as one of my favorite not Clarksonisms, but Hammondisms.

"The steering is a bit...uh...vinegar-y."

 

[Lilleput]

It Goes like stink!!

 

[Z102]

"The engine sounds like a Spitfire fighter plane"

 

[MXM]

"...it puts a huuuge smile on your face"

 

[wooflepoof]

"its really, really good fun"


"this ladys not for turning"

 

[Pepe]

"...and drive home like you're trousers on fire"

 

[moo]

"it's like two lesbians bubbling in a bucket"

:lol:

 

[Pepe]

"ohhh... wish you were here... just to feel this POWER!" (Enzo Ferrari)

 

[wooflepoof]

"..was like Jordan and Camron Diaz, in a bath,together, with a lightning jet fighter and LOTS of jelly"

 

[Aflac]

"...Little so and so"
"...EPIC..."

 

[dutch_designer]

"ohh look at me, I'm an angry..." etc. etc.