Clarksonisms?

[Labcoatguy]

"A bit...Graham Norton, if you know what I mean."

 

[Jostyrostelli]

"You can hear it hoovering up leaves and little children..."

"Not quite......."

 

[AML]

"...hamster.."

 

[Walsh_e]

"I was speaking with someone from [insert company] just the other day and they said..."

"Loser...LOOOOser!"

 

[bartboy9891]

"absolutely ASTONISHING!!"
"this is amazing!"
"Oh YES!"

 

[vanMould]

And on that bombshell...

*bangs head on table*

*Gives a helping hand*

 

[Ethan]

"Capitain Slow here"

 

[wooflepoof]

"and thats, QUITE different"

 

[mpulztracker]

"The Thing is though..."

 

[AML]

"...it feel's like the engine is trying to escape..."

 

[Kip_6666]

"They fiddled with it a bit.."

 

[rzzth]

"The other day I, <drove/talked/was/did/saw>"

 

[wooflepoof]

"...old hector."

"if you dont[insert task]im gunna[verb]your[noun]"

 

[BerserkerCatSplat]

...American.....rubbish.

...No, I'm sorry, you're all wrong. It's actually (insert cool/uncool designation here)

...it's rubbish, however...

 

[wooflepoof]

"its got [company] brakes [company] steering..."

"Im bored with Ferrari"

 

[Ultra_Kool_Dude]

"...banging together bits of lawn furniture..." (or something) - He says this when he's talking about modern music.

 

[Raheel]

I won, I won....I WON...

 

[watto]

"I am French. I like to smoke my tyres very much"

or anything in a French car in a French accent.

 

[RichW]

"You've got the wrooong car, Hello, Can you hear me, You've got the wroooonnngg car. Ive got it up here. Up here"

From the IOM episode

 

[lip]

Classic Cool-Wall:
"Let's hear some opinions..."
"Wrong, wrong, wrong..."

Classic Car Test:
So it's a good car, then?... (loooong pause)... "No"...

Greetings, lip