Clarksonisms?

[scorseze]

`Oh ho ho ho!'
(A question) ... (a long pause) ... `No, you are quite wrong.'

Oh, perhaps this one is eligible too:
`I've got to beat those boys.'

 

[wooflepoof]

"What..in the name of all thats HOLY...."

obvious, everyone missed:
"TONIGHT..."
"On tonights Top Gear..."

 

[airmenair]

"I've never known such savagery!"

"RACE!"

"This is absolutely BRUTAL!"

 

[wooflepoof]

"so if you're eight, you have MY permission to stay up"

"..the Tasmanian[fruit bat, butterfly] will be saved"

 

[bartboy9891]

"so if you're eight, you have MY permission to stay up"

"..the Tasmanian[fruit bat, butterfly] will be saved"

hammond says the first one

 

[BlaRo]

"...Top Gear Top Tip..."

*gets self banned*

 

[wooflepoof]

hammond says the first one

Jeremy does too in 1 form or another. Like i believe in the Db9/Train race

 

[VWKafer]

"as useful as a chocolate teapot"
"plastic, shouty things...etc."
"I mean look at this..."
"NNNNNNNOPE"
"Wotch this!"
"Let's See what's what"
"Suet Pudding...."
"It's like Barry White eating Wasps...."

"silicon carb....."

 

[psychot|K]

"biblical"!

 

[wooflepoof]

But what they've done, brilliantly....

I wonder, whats the funniest of Clarksons one liners EVER

 

[wooflepoof]

And look what we have HERE!

 

[KryptonZone]

"You see... I think Ferrari is... a scaled down version of... God!"

"... you can't help thinking we've reached a sort of, motoring perfection..."

"Mummmmy...!"

 

[osabros]

"so, very good car, well done [insert company]". [long pause] "noooooooooooooooooooo".

 

[wooflepoof]

"And as near as makes no difference"
"coming to the follow through"
"LOOK HOW FLAT THAT IS"
"can he keep it together"
"and across the line!"

 

[KryptonZone]

"and across the line!"

"...he goes, and it's a [insert time]"

 

[wooflepoof]

"and across the line!"

"...he goes, and it's a [insert time]"

"it did it, in [minute................second........point 1/10th second]"

 

[osabros]

"and across the line!"

"...he goes, and it's a [insert time]"

"it did it, in [minute................second........point 1/10th second]"

"which goes...THERE"
(hammond: "hey thats not bad....")
"its as fast as [insert car] and its faster than an [insert other car]"

 

[BlaRo]

"and across the line!"

"...he goes, and it's a [insert time]"

"it did it, in [minute................second........point 1/10th second]"

"which goes...THERE"
(hammond: "hey thats not bad....")
"its as fast as [insert car] and its faster than an [insert other car]"

James May: "And now, the news..."

 

[wooflepoof]

"and across the line!"

"...he goes, and it's a [insert time]"

"it did it, in [minute................second........point 1/10th second]"

"which goes...THERE"
(hammond: "hey thats not bad....")
"its as fast as [insert car] and its faster than an [insert other car]"

James May: "And now, the news..."

"From Vauxhall, the new..." :lol:

 

[BlaRo]

"and across the line!"

"...he goes, and it's a [insert time]"

"it did it, in [minute................second........point 1/10th second]"

"which goes...THERE"
(hammond: "hey thats not bad....")
"its as fast as [insert car] and its faster than an [insert other car]"

James May: "And now, the news..."

"From Vauxhall, the new..." :lol:

"...LOOKIT IT!!!"
"Has anybody got a knife? A gun? Anything we can kill him with?"