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The last person who blocked me into a parking space with his car got it "relocated" for him. It was a dirt lot and a guy in a "luxury" SUV felt he didn't have to find a spot at the end of the lot like everyone else who came late, so a nice chap with a 4Runner and a tow rope dragged his vehicle into the middle if a giant mud puddle and left it there.

Nice fellow.
 
Anything, and I do mean ANYTHING is amusing when played at high speed and dubbed with Yakity Sax.

Exhibit A:

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I accidentally found a Benny Hill-esque edit of the crucifixion from Passion of the Christ on YouTube, but I figured that was a bit over the line.

i saw that benny hill passion thing, it hot it was amazingly funny but now my freinds say i have no soul
 
what's funny is that I am currently wearing my Penny Arcade shirt that proclaims: "Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul."

And I got my "Resident Evil" title. That makes me happy.
 
what's funny is that I am currently wearing my Penny Arcade shirt that proclaims: "Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul."

And I got my "Resident Evil" title. That makes me happy.

See? You are so evil that when YOU ask for a title, you get it.
 
When You're Evil - Voltaire

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying though my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need
 
So much for "right of way by tonnage"

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lol that was so weird and funny, awesome
 
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You don't see this on Monday night.
 
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Fast Food Freestyle :lmao:
 
POSSIBLE NSFW LYRICS - nothing really bad, but preview it before letting the kiddies watch.

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Sarah Silverman singing "Give the Jew Girl Toys"

mmmmmm... Sarah Silverman.
 
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