I think we can all agree we all hate Texas, for obvious reasons (like being Texas). Now, you know what's really sweet? Sugar. How do you get sugar? Well, if you live in Texas, you get it by pretending maize is sugar. If you live in the Wonderful Republic of France, which is better than Texas in all aspects (even in regards to treating gypsies!), then sugar comes from beets in the ground. How does beets from the ground become sugar? Well, you can pull it out of the ground by hand like a mexican without a green card in Texas (if by magic said Mexican finds sugar beets in Texas) or you can do it the civilized way, with a machine or two. So, because they're very cool, here's sugar beet harvesting machines. By Texan logic, if you're not with us (people who like sugar beet harvesting machines), you're against us and thus a terrorist.
So, here's some agricultural pornography with big yellow machines which run on La Marseillaise and equality.
Also: Florida