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Crap Cars

Overheat

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Car makers spend ?billions perfecting their new cars. They spend literally years in development and with the millions of miles that will flow under the wheels of hundreds of prototypes, it's a wonder they have any faults at all. Happily, while robots now build cars, they're still designed by humans and we still make mistakes no computer is going to pick up. In fact, the entire history of the automobile is strewn with the corpses of cars that came to market complete with a potentially fatal flaw already lurking under the metal...

Read it in full here: http://www.channel4.com/4car/feature/features-2005/crap-cars/crap-cars.html

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Ford Edsel: so many problems, the marque lasted just three years

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Ford GT: only a few built, but every one has had to be recalled

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Austin Allegro: one of only a few cars which had less air resistance in reverse than it did going forward

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Chevrolet Corvair: led Ralph Nader to write a book about it titled: 'Unsafe at any speed'

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Delorean DMC12: stainless steel - looks good, but scratches if you even breathe near it.

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AMC Pacer: its great design feature was to have a passenger door that was much longer than the driver's door so your children could safely and easily climb into the back. Great idea. But then they had the even greater idea of selling it in the UK with right-hand drive. Unfortunately they couldn't swap the doors over too, forcing your children to climb aboard on the same side as the traffic.

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Ford Pinto: owing to its badly-sited fuel tank, frightened owners used bumperstickers that read 'Hit me and we blow up together'

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Jaguar Mk1: the transport of choice for every 1950s bank-robber?

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FSO Polonez: hatchback would have been practical had they thought also to install a folding rear seat

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Moskvich 412: So sharp were some of the interior fitments that you could survive an accident in one unharmed only to suffer the indignity of being stabbed by your own car whilst trying to get out

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Facel Vega Excellence: absence of B-pillars meant that if all four doors were open at once, roof lacked structural strength to maintain its shape

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Alfa Romeo Alfasud: built by people that hadn't built cars before, and hence oxidized almost overnight

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Audi 5000: though the claims were never proved, owners accused the Audi of spontaneous acceleration, leading to its demise

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Skoda Estelle: consumer groups were so appalled by its manners they persuaded the Department of Transport to investigate what they saw as its wayward nature

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Mercedes A-Class: Before it was launched in 1997, a Swedish hack managed to flip one while simulating a dramatic attempt to swerve around an errant moose
 
GOd.. a harsh list but the truth really hurts
 
Lol nice post, i enjoyed reading the article. Funny how things work out sometimes hahah :evil: :twisted:
 
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Overheat said:
Austin Allegro: one of only a few cars which had less air resistance in reverse than it did going forward

I've read somewhere that Porsche 928 has the same feature :) It actually looks like a drop of water with tale side upfornt..
 
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Overheat said:
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Jaguar Mk1: the transport of choice for every 1950s bank-robber?
This was a fabulous car. And it is a true classic. Just have a look at what it was compteting against when it came out. This car was superior to that time's BMW and Merc's (Forget aboout Audi, they didn't exsist) And what makes it so crappy...?
 
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marcos_eirik said:
This car was superior to that time's BMW and Merc's (Forget aboout Audi, they didn't exsist)
:lol: Ah, ignorance...is it bliss? Let me know.

(Audi was founded in 1909.)
 
AMC Pacer: its great design feature was to have a passenger door that was much longer than the driver's door so your children could safely and easily climb into the back. Great idea. But then they had the even greater idea of selling it in the UK with right-hand drive. Unfortunately they couldn't swap the doors over too, forcing your children to climb aboard on the same side as the traffic.

that's the most stupid of all if u aks me :lol:
 
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marcos_eirik said:
Overheat said:
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Jaguar Mk1: the transport of choice for every 1950s bank-robber?
This was a fabulous car. And it is a true classic. Just have a look at what it was compteting against when it came out. This car was superior to that time's BMW and Merc's (Forget aboout Audi, they didn't exsist) And what makes it so crappy...?

It suffered from a rear track that was too narrow and it's been claimed this was a contributing factor in the accident that claimed the life of Mike Hawthorn, the then F1 world champion, though he was also going much too fast in atrocious conditions.
 
AMC Pacer: its great design feature was to have a passenger door that was much longer than the driver's door so your children could safely and easily climb into the back. Great idea. But then they had the even greater idea of selling it in the UK with right-hand drive. Unfortunately they couldn't swap the doors over too, forcing your children to climb aboard on the same side as the traffic.

Gosh I didnt know that. Thats hilarious! :lol: :lol:
 
My dad has had 4 or 5 of those Audi 5000s over the years - he still has one. :lol:

Still the turbo is claimed to do 0-60 is 8.6 seconds, which isn't bad for the '80s.
 
Ultra_Kool_Dude said:
My dad has had 4 or 5 of those Audi 5000s over the years - he still has one. :lol:

Still the turbo is claimed to do 0-60 is 8.6 seconds, which isn't bad for the '80s.
Those things are BEASTS, seriously. You should see some of the Audi tuners here in Germany with their old 5Ks. Absolutely incredible.
 
here an addition to the crap car list:

Starting off with my daily car

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the Proton Perdana... protons flagship car that is based on the 1994 era Mitsubishi Galant and the design taken off a Mitsubishi Eterna.

The car had many gearbox mounting issues where it can fall off anytime, major recall had to be done to fix it.

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the latest addition to the proton family... the Gen-2. Proton claims to have designed it themselves but the design is very similiar to the Mercedes C-class coupe. Car is famous for catching fire whilst driving for no reason whatsoever.

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the proton juara... proton anticipated this car to be a success because it is an affordable MPV with plenty of headroom. However this car proved to be very unstable at highspeed (above 100kph) and in several cases.. this car has toppled over :lol:

theres a couple more but I'm too lazy to find them... for some reason my internet is very slow... these are the worst ones

EDIT:
this seems quite fun so I'll add one more

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the Proton Iswara... had driveshaft problems.... whenever you turn the steering and gave too much gas... a "click---click---click" sound would stay on till you let go of the gas.
 
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