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Some classic Homerspeak :

If I'm laughing at what I think I am, it's very funny....
Yello!(Homer Simpson version of "hello")
Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
...and then our kids will become FREAKS! They'll have pink skin, no overbites, & five fingers on each hand! [Imagines the kids as real humans] AAAH!
Ah, my beer! Oh, now you'll never have a chance to turn into my urine.
Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
Variant: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
All right, brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
Always remember that you?re representing your country. I guess what I?m saying is, don?t mess up France the way you messed up your room.
Always submit to peer pressure.
Am I turning you on?
"I've come to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels."
America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer?
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
Awww, 20 dollars?!? I wanted a peanut.
Bart can kiss my hairy, yellow butt.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love!
Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Boy, everyone is stupid except me.
Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I thought it would be fun and exciting, you know, like the movie Spaceballs. But instead, it?s been painful and disturbing, like the movie Police Academy.
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
Come here, Apu. If it?ll make you feel any better, I?ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead.
D'oh!
Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. ... OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. ... Thy will be done.
Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead.
Dear Marge, maybe it's just the beer talking, but you've got a butt that won't quit. They've got these chewy pretzels (gibberish) 5 dollars? Get outta here. (Written on Beer Festival postcard)
Do I know what rhetorical means?
Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.? The kids can call you Hoju!
Does whisky count as beer?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
what about this one
lisa: dad what if i told u u could lose weight without eating less or even lifting a finger ?
Homer: id call u a lying scumbag, why sweetie?
 
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Gotta love Homer.

Homer playing poker: D'oh, d'oh, d'oh, errr.......I mean........wohoo :lol:
 
Donuts... Is there anything they can't do?
In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
 
blaydexi said:
what about this one
lisa: dad what if i told u u could lose weight without eating less or even lifting a finger ?
Homer: id call u a lying scumbag, why sweetie?

Which one is that one from? :)
 
"I take a whiskey drink, I take a coffee drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink! I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy!"

"Oh man, oh man. We killed Mr Burns! Mr Burns is gonna be so mad!"

"Trying is the first step towards failure"

Marge: Homer, we can't take his money!
Homer: Aww, I can't take his money, I can't print my own money, I have to work for my money! Why don't I just lay down and die!

Homer: Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
Grampa Simpson: No, you're homely as a mule's butt

"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy.
People die all the time just like that.
Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.
Well, good night!"
 
Pfft, Family Guy's better. :p
 
^^^
Agree 100%.

The Simpsons is a very overrated show.

Family Guy, South Park, and Futurama are better. Hell, even American Dad is better.

Peter > Homer.
Stewie > Everything.
 
///M said:
^^^
Agree 100%.

The Simpsons is a very overrated show.

Family Guy, South Park, and Futurama are better. Hell, even American Dad is better.

Peter > Homer.
Stewie > Everything.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
are you FUCKING serious?? i guarentee that without simpsons you would never have futurama and Family Guy. Simpsons is the best by far, and American Dad completely blows.
 
The Simpsons has sucked for at least 5 years since the writing went to hell - but it used to be the best show [Clarkson voice] In the world! [/Clarkson voice]
 
America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
Typical Groening, typical self-righteous socialist.
 
Dr. Woo said:
America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
Typical Groening, typical self-righteous socialist.

That's why I watch South Park.
I want to grow up to be just like Eric Cartman. :lol:
 
Z Draci said:
Dr. Woo said:
America's health care system is second only to Japan ... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain ... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
Typical Groening, typical self-righteous socialist.

That's why I watch South Park.
I want to grow up to be just like Eric Cartman. :lol:

"I'm not fat, I'm just big boned"

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie! "
 
What exactly all that written stuff. i did not get any of it, I have never seen it before so I am unfamiliar with it.

Could someone fill me in on that stuff :)
 
^It's quotes from the simpsons, go "buy" them somewhere it's funny :thumbsup:
 
Don't start with season one though, since it doesn't really get good until season 2 or later.
 
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