huh, up until the last few posts, this was mostly a fairly reasonable discussion going on, imo. especially for a potentially loaded topic like this (the title rather suggests a bias, does it not), there was fairly little name calling... of couse there's a little "us" and "them" (riders and drivers), but in most cases nearly everybody usually agrees on whether the cyclist is the idiot in a particular situation (which, yes, often enough is the case) or a driver.
go back a few pages, you'll see there are plenty of cyclist around in this thread arguing the case that no, not all cyclists have to be killed or banned from the roads (but
many should certainly take a look at the rules). this also means you're not alone with your experience of inconsiderate jerks who needlessly endanger cyclists, those exist everywhere. if you cannot deal with the (in this case) overly obvious and exaggerated jokes, which, tbbh with a thread-title like this, should be expected, maybe you should not frequent this particular thread, but rather head over to the rather bicycle friendly "Bicycles!"-Thread
or, even more fun, start your very own "Dreaded drivers" thread to mock, ridicule and abuse those who have wronged you on your bicycle
there are sure to be enough cyclists here that would share a story or two... i know i would.