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F360 with gold wheels + rear spoiler + Old weird dude = WTF!

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Also....

"3.8 litre engine
495 HP
400 LB torque
220 MPH"

From wikipedia:

Engine

All models featured the same layout:

* No. of cylinders: 90? V8 F131
* Bore & stroke: 85 by 79 mm (3.34 by 3.11 in)
* Total displacement: 3586 cm? (218.8 in?)
* Redline: 8500 rpm

For Modena and Spider:

* Maximum power: 300 kW (400 bhp) @ 8500 rpm
* Maximum torque: 373 N?m (275 lbf?ft) @ 4750 rpm

For Challenge Stradale:

* Maximum power: 317 kW (425 bhp) @ 8500 rpm
* Maximum torque: 373 N?m (275 lbf?ft) @ 4750 rpm

Performance

* 0-62 mph: 4.5 s[1]
* Top speed : 300 km/h (186 mph)[1]
 
It could be tuned though.
 
I'm sure it can reach 250MPH but the spoiler holds it back.
Does not compute. Everyone knows that spoilers add power and speed...just likt those gold pinstripes...
 
I beg to differ on the spoilers adding speed however I'm sure the pinstripes would negate any negative negative affects the spoiler would have (particularly gold ones).
 
I beg to differ on the spoilers adding speed however I'm sure the pinstripes would negate any negative negative affects the spoiler would have (particularly gold ones).

If he added a carbon fiber hood it'd do 300 easily.
 
Driving lessons in a Ferrari Formula 1? 360 Spider Modena?

I smell super comedy gold trolling.
 
What about a hood made of his hair? Surely when you reach a certain speed, the awesomeness of the hair weave hood will allow the Ferrari to transport back to 1982, when everything was ROCKIN!!

I also heard instead of antifreeze, the engine is cooled by his own sweat.
 
What about a hood made of his hair? Surely when you reach a certain speed, the awesomeness of the hair weave hood will allow the Ferrari to transport back to 1982, when everything was ROCKIN!!

I also heard instead of antifreeze, the engine is cooled by his own sweat.

He built this car, on rock n' roll.
 
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You all got it wrong...the engine and the wheels are not gold plated, those are plated with his own hair.
And I think that guitar is the remote from the inteligent keyless system of the car, you just need to keep it beside you and push the "start engine" buton to start the car.
 
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