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Ferrari theme Park???

Why in UAE?
 
Guess your right, I don't like the idea too much. Should Ferrari focus on cars? I mean they do have quite the footprint in clothes and other items, but I think this is a bit too much.
 
heard about this a while ago. basically a pretty good themepark with race-type rides.
 
I'm still waiting for Ferrari condoms


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That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst?
 
Firecat said:
I'm still waiting for Ferrari condoms


*Edit*
That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst?
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It'll have to be a Japanese company. I want it to be reliable. :lol:

Ferrari Land will give me another reason to visit Dubai.
After they made the map of the world, I'm not going to be surprised if they did anything else over there.
 
Z Draci said:
Firecat said:
*Edit*
That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst?
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It'll have to be a Japanese company. I want it to be reliable. :lol:
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Reliable perhaps but without any feel whatsoever. :lol:
 
Land Rover, ribbed of course

or

Skoda, the same performance as an Audi or VW condom, but half the price.

or

Rolls Royce, German reliability, With a smooth ride.

We may be onto something here... :twisted:
 
Z Draci said:
Firecat said:
I'm still waiting for Ferrari condoms


*Edit*
That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst?
Click to expand...

It'll have to be a Japanese company. I want it to be reliable. :lol:

Ferrari Land will give me another reason to visit Dubai.
After they made the map of the world, I'm not going to be surprised if they did anything else over there.
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The Theme Park is going to be in Abu Dhabi which is another city in the UAE. It's about an hour and a half from Dubai to drive - at least that's how long it used to take when I lived in Dubai. Apparently now thanks to the traffic it can take even longer...

And tbh I'm not surprised Abu Dhabi is finally picking up on the whole tourist drug Dubai's been on for the last 8 years...
 
How did we get from a Ferrari Theme park to condoms?! :shock:

Oh, yeah, because this is Finalgear and we're awesome. 8)

I'd have a Lamborghini condom: German reliability and solidity, and Italian passion. If I had a Lamborghini, I'd need some condoms as well. :wicked:
 
BlaRo said:
How did we get from a Ferrari Theme park to condoms?! :shock:

Oh, yeah, because this is Finalgear and we're awesome. 8)

I'd have a Lamborghini condom: German reliability and solidity, and Italian passion. If I had a Lamborghini, I'd need some condoms as well. :wicked:
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I'd still go with Japanese even if most of it is boring.

I'd hate to see one break. Imagine the repair and maintanence costs after that!
 
Exactly, the Italian ones would just leak everywhere. The French ones would just catch fire all the time, and the smell of burning rubber isn't pleasant. The Japanese would be freaky with LEDs on them and a Hello Kitty icon would pop up when it's full. The American ones would be huge and impractical, but everyone would still buy them because "you never know when you'd need one".
 
BlaRo said:
How did we get from a Ferrari Theme park to condoms?! :shock:

Oh, yeah, because this is Finalgear and we're awesome. 8)

I'd have a Lamborghini condom: German reliability and solidity, and Italian passion. If I had a Lamborghini, I'd need some condoms as well. :wicked:
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Lada Condoms are the way to go! :mrgreen:
 
Z Draci said:
Firecat said:
I'm still waiting for Ferrari condoms


*Edit*
That got me thinking...if a Car company decided to make condoms...which one would make the best or worst?
Click to expand...

It'll have to be a Japanese company. I want it to be reliable. :lol:
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wouldnt it be a bit small though?

*oops*did i just say that?*oops*
 
I certainly wouldn't want the condoms made by the same company that made that Chinese SUV. :lol:
 
FSO(Polish) condoms obviously cos they're cheap, look like korean cars(so you won't wear it unless you need to) with huge amounts of vibration and very rough ride for her pleasure 8) but the chronic understeer means you might end up in the wrong 'lane' without her permission :eek: then it's all over.. ;)
 
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