this can only end well...
Do you realize one of your categories is "5-19"?
And do you not have to be min 13 to join? So no need for the younger groups.
I feel like being an arse!
You and me both. Now, isn't it time for your bottle?
I, on the other hand, will now go enjoy my sponge bath administered by 20-year-old orderlies.
And there's no need for all the age brackets over fifty, should just be 50+.