I really want to vote for number 8 because that's the best god damn thing I've ever seen in my whole life.
Did Spectre make that himself or is it an homage?
Seriously, that thing's awesome. It looks crappy enough to be funny without being so crappy-looking as to be unfunny, it so proudly displays the state flag of Texas yet the Jaguar is a thoroughly British car.... It states emphatically that it wants to be taken as seriously - even more seriously - than all the other entries put together and as a result it's dripping with irony and sarcasm. Also, at first glance it looks like it might have taken 5 minutes to throw together but really, a lot of work must have gone into it... I can appreciate that.
It's clever on a lot of levels.
If I had to nit-pick (and of course , I do) I would criticize the lack of a leaper.... but really, that's a minor nit-pick on an otherwise excellent display of wit.