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Important announcement: scheduling conflict has been fixed and the race will indeed take place this week.
The Telegraph said:In detail: the Glorbipod
A GLORBIBAT ELDER MEETING AMBASSADOR OF EARTH NIGEL MARVEN: WHO WAS CHOSEN FOR HIS EXPERTISE IN ZOOLOGY AND FOR HIS GENERAL "STEVE IRWIN WITH CLASS" AWESOMENESS.
In a momentous occasion, humanity enters a new age. The meeting, watched by over 80 million people worldwide, was attended by President Obama and almost all other world leaders, with the exception of Venezualan President Hugo Chavez, who was busy licking windows.
Tomorrow, P-Racing are set to reveal artist sketches on the revolutionary Glorbipod, followed by photographs. The Telegraph brings you what we already know about the device that will revolutionise the automotive industry. Many of the Glorbipod's features are still as yet unknown to humans, but these are the features the Glorbibats have specified.
Key facts about the Glorbipod:
- It runs on nuclear fission of argon atoms collected from the atmosphere, and never needs to refill as a result.
- It releases zero carbon emissions.
- The controls have been converted to fit our conventional automotive controls.
- It can shapeshift from a two-seater to a four-seater, and in other varieties as well.
- It glows in the dark.
- Using the Earth's satellite systems, it can drive entirely on its own on autopilot, and can adapt to changing systems on its own much better than our equivalent Earth systems due to a sophisticated AI system.
- It has managed to survive crash tests of 70 mph completely unscratched.
Specifications:
No-one really knows, as all specifications were provided in Glorbibat units. P-Racing are set to investigate its performance capabilities in a forthcoming test at the Appalachiaring II.
Perfectly Legal Racing to be Powered by Ford
An individual wishing to remain anonymous, claims to have witnessed a delivery van unloading several crates next to the barn behind the corporate headquarters of Loopyhole, LLC, where the team director, Richard Nicholas D. Lupin-Wong-Hau-Pepelu-Tivrusky-Yonsei of Ulm, signed for them wearing only a terry-cloth robe and an ushanka.
Our informant was able to make out the Roush name on three of the crates, and Ford Racing logos on the remaining two as Lupin and two unidentified mechanics took them inside. He also claims that, though he could not see the race vehicle, Perfectly Legal's support car, previously confirmed to be a GAZ-M13B Chaika, appears to be a fully restored black hearse.
Correction: Perfectly Legal Racing to be Powered by Ford
We apologize to Richard Nicholas D. Lupin Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV of Ulm for misspelling his name, and ask that he please aim his N1 back to wherever it was pointed before.
ShotHouse Racing Blog said:We screeched to a half on the wet concrete road that ran parallel to the London docks. We had no idea where our Russian friend would be meeting us, because his phone number was withheld. As I looked around I caught sight of a crate further down the road, with a skull and cross bones sprayed on it. Dastardly spotted it too.
?That must be the weapon!? He said.
?What the f@%k would you know?? I replied.
But he was right, and as we got closed we could see through the gaps in the crate. I took a crowbar out of the glovebox and prised the crate open, revealing a shiny Northrop Grumman Megawatt laser.
?I think we?re ready for the race? I said to Dick.
Less than 21 hours left to the start, I hope your preparations are all going well. 'Cause this is going to be mayhem...
Appalachiaring Test Report
For this particular test, our test driver was an anonymous member of the team. Everything went well until the car reached the first corner. As the driver turned the steering wheel, he somehow ended up in Blaskyrkh, with some really creepy gothicy evil guy heading towards him. In a desperate attempt to escape, the found himself back at the Appalachiaring about to cross the line, only to notice there were diggers everywhere and it was still under construction.
Final Appalachiaring Laptime: -42 days
Taken this into consideration coupled with the time constraints of finding a new driver, P-Racing has made the decision of letting the car drive itself for the entirety of the race.
Deal. Your pants will be arriving shortly.