argatoga
Can't Start His Wank
The Nissan Cube is one of the most miserable cars I've ever driven.
Get a first-gen Scion xB. They inadvertently became renowned for being easy on people with difficulty moving, with such a low ground clearance (6") and SUV-ish driving position, and you can get a good one for about $10k.
Makes sense. Those cars are ironically mostly bought by the elderly here.