Five things in a box

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You and I, we've never met before, but next week we will be meeting in person for the very first time... but before we meet, you send me a box.

With only five things in it.

These five things tell me everything about you.
The box is as big as you like, from a small shoebox right up to one the size of a house, but it only contains five things.
Things to look at, to smell, to touch, to taste...even to listen to.

When I open the box, what do I see?
 
The head of your wife and unborn child.

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Hive, tell your people to stay away. Stay away now, don't - don't come in here. Whatever you hear, stay away! RaptorJesus has the upper hand!
 
A mouse, keyboard, monitor, PC and the still twitching corpse of a Kia driver from Oregon........
 
It doesn't really matter much what's in the box, because the first thing I put the box is a bomb, rigged to go off upon delivery or opening.

(Enough with the post-count padding!)
 
1. A Ho
2. A Whip
3. A Baby's nappy - extra, extra large (er Adult - MP's size)
4. A Web Cam
5. Some

There you go. restraints.
 
Random assortment of my favorite kill tools.

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"This bag is full of big black dildos! Are they covered in Axe?" "Yeah, I used like a can and a half."
 
I'll send you a tackily decorated box with a spoiler. Inside will be 4 LCDs all of which are facing the sides of the box rendering them unusable. The 5th item will be a smaller box as I hear you like boxes.
 
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Sounds like quite an exhibit :p
 
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