Getting pulled over: What's your Top Gear excuse for speeding?

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My friend has actually said this when he pulled out a Hong Kong + International Driving License in the states after he got caught speeding "I'm sorry Officer, I don't understand how to read your number characters, I thought that meant 65, I only understand Chinese Numerals"... then the officer laughed so hard and my friend went I'm kidding, I'm just very late for a dinner with a friend, the officer just went, don't drive too fast, have a nice holiday.
 

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But officer, I'm wearing a high visibility jacket!
 

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But officer, my tire blew out, so I floored it."
 

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Is that correct, Sir? Well this looks like a Mercedes McLaren to me. Have you had a drink today, sir? :coplight:


:rofl: That's fucking great!

Nice idea for a thread Danny Tran. It's threads like this that makes time fly when Top Gear is off air.

My excuse:

Sorry officer I was just running away from some Baghdad hicks who pelted me with stones.
 
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"Some say that i was speeding, and that if i was to kiss your ass enough, you'd let me go....all i know is....you've just given me a ticket :( "
 

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"Some say that i was speeding, and that if i was to kiss your ass enough, you'd let me go....all i know is....you've just given me a ticket :( "

:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: Best one yet...
 
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