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great joke.

Militant-Grunt

Militant-Grunt

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Okay so I get on the train, I sit in a 3 seater by the window...there are a bunch of other seats open or whatever and this family of 4 comes and 2 of them sit with me and 2 sit next to them in the 2 seater...

Which boggles my mind because they could have easily taken 2 2 seaters and left an open space on the 3 seater with me but no, they had to be jerks....so anyway, this guy gets in and spills his coke all over my pants and shirt....

So I go "what the fuck" not even in a threatening way or anything, just by surprise because my head was facing the other way....

So the guy goes "apologize" and I go "excuse me?" and he goes "apologize for cursing in front of my two kids or I'll get the train conductor to kick you off the train"

And I go "well buddy, maybe if you were paying attention to where you were putting your FUCKING coke, I would have said FUCK in front of your FUCKING children"

At this point the guy is basically in my face and his girl screams "daddy make the stupid boy leave" and I go "yeah, make me leave daddy" and he was like "come on kids, lets get out of here" and as they were walking away the guy tells me to learn some manners.

I see his daughter is holding a harry potter book in her hand I go "tell your daughter that dumbledore dies on page 606" and immediately this like 13 year old girl bursts into tears and soon after her older looking brother did too the dad was speechless and walked away.


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol:
 
YES!!!!!
I knew that Harry Potter ending would come in handy! That's awesome! :D
*gives Militant-Grunt a pat on the back*
 
You sir, rock. But I never said this.
 
:lol: :lol:

You should put a spoiler warning, though. Some people that are currently reading the book will get angry.
 
Nice......I didn't know that ending, not that I was planning on reading it anyway....would have waited for the movie.

but.....that was some serious ownage. You should have told them Harry Potter is gay as well....just ask Ron Weasly *keke keke*
 
CanadianLoonie said:
So the page number is accurate?
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Not sure, I think that pic floating around may have been the 'large print' version for older folks, since there weren't that many words per line.

http://img175.imageshack.**/my.php?image=image7zl.jpg
Image in question^
 
Re: great joke.

Militant-Grunt said:
Okay so I get on the train, I sit in a 3 seater by the window...there are a bunch of other seats open or whatever and this family of 4 comes and 2 of them sit with me and 2 sit next to them in the 2 seater...

Which boggles my mind because they could have easily taken 2 2 seaters and left an open space on the 3 seater with me but no, they had to be jerks....so anyway, this guy gets in and spills his coke all over my pants and shirt....

So I go "what the fuck" not even in a threatening way or anything, just by surprise because my head was facing the other way....

So the guy goes "apologize" and I go "excuse me?" and he goes "apologize for cursing in front of my two kids or I'll get the train conductor to kick you off the train"

And I go "well buddy, maybe if you were paying attention to where you were putting your FUCKING coke, I would have said FUCK in front of your FUCKING children"

At this point the guy is basically in my face and his girl screams "daddy make the stupid boy leave" and I go "yeah, make me leave daddy" and he was like "come on kids, lets get out of here" and as they were walking away the guy tells me to learn some manners.

I see his daughter is holding a harry potter book in her hand I go "tell your daughter that dumbledore dies on page 606" and immediately this like 13 year old girl bursts into tears and soon after her older looking brother did too the dad was speechless and walked away.


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol:
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My god you are a tough cunt....
 
hmm, I dunno if I would have spoiled the book for his children, they hadn't done anything, but I probably would have said the same thing if someone asked me to apologize for swearing after spilling thier drink all over me.
 
I dunno, the little girl was like, "daddy, make the stupid boy leave."

I admit tho, that I prolly wouldn't have thought of that remark, I would something else to the father. ;)
 
:lol: You're evil, shooting would be more humane :)

But seriously:

zenkidori said:
hmm, I dunno if I would have spoiled the book for his children, they hadn't done anything, but I probably would have said the same thing if someone asked me to apologize for swearing after spilling thier drink all over me.
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Erm... You think a 13-year old girl busted in tears because she thought "oh great, now I wont be able to enjoy the book"? ;)
It's not like dumbledore wouldn't die otherwise :)
 
Hahaha... That showed the fuckers!

Buba
 
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