Boy, you can tell you are a Brit Speed - cheer up mate. Have a nice cold one and it will not be so bad.
I lost my Uncle on 23rd., my Nephew has failed be be able to be released from a very special hospital for a serious mental complaint, I worry about the future of my seriously disabled son when I and MRS Cobol74 can no longer look after him, he can not look after himself, even the Dog has now got floating knees.
On the bright side my job is now not going to India, but to Vietnam (they are even cheaper it seems!).
/EDIT - Just in case every word of this is true.
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