Help altoid/dickbutt name his Chromebook

Help altoid/dickbutt name his Chromebook

  • whiskey

    Votes: 3 7.5%
  • dickbutt

    Votes: 26 65.0%
  • Fuck you, altoid.

    Votes: 1 2.5%
  • Eat a bag of dicks.

    Votes: 5 12.5%
  • What is this, I can't even

    Votes: 5 12.5%

  • Total voters
    40
  • Poll closed .

altoid

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My fancy schmancy New Dell Chromebook 11 is supposed to arrive today, and I need a name for it.

The reasoning behind the actual option in the poll: whiskey ? Dell shipped the thing from Nashville, Tennessee, and the state is home to Jack Daniels, arguably the most famous (if not particularly great) whiskey. Also, I really like whiskey. Also, #murica.

Dear Lazyweb, ideas? Feel free to post idiocies if you prefer (as I myself did), but actual suggestions will most certainly be considered. Thanks!
 

KaJuN

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I always upvote dickbutt. Wait, wrong site..
 

JakeRadden

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Correct answer.

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BlaRo

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Had to log in JUST to vote "dickbutt," damn you for making me have to do work :shakefist:

For the record, my computer is named "TROGDOR."

 

altoid

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Not-so-wild prediction: by the end of the poll (and in the long-term), this thread will have more votes for dickbutt than all other votes and ideas combined.
 

calvinhobbes

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Chromium is a heavy metal, so... Lead Zepp? Alternatively, Lead Depp whenever it annoys you.

BTW, the a in Lead was intentional. ;-)
 

Shentar

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Its a computer, and not even a full one. Why name it? None of my screwdrivers has a name.

Name it screwdriver.
 

altoid

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Its a computer, and not even a full one. Why name it? None of my screwdrivers has a name.

Name it screwdriver.

Because hostnames are a thing, especially in Linux?
 

Adunaphel

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I like the story behind the name, so Whiskey sounds nice to me. If it turns to be tits, you can always name it Dolly.

A friend of mine always named her computers after Greek gods.

My computers are called M52B28, M88-1, N57S, and M115.

They're all BMW engine codes.
 

lws1984

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Second vote for Whiskey. Even if Jack Daniels is more techincally categorised as bourbon. ;)

Failing that, Jack (Daniels), Jim (Bean), or (Maker's) Mark.
 

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The two drive partitions in my laptop are named Positron and Neutron. My primary USB drive is named Electron.

Whenever I hear "chrome" anything, I can't help but think of T-1000.

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I voted for dickbutt, but here goes:

BlingBling

Shiny

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CrzRsn

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Voted for Eat a bag of dicks. Because thats a great name
 

ashspet

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Carpe Noctem (well, durr)

or Panem et circenses (food and entertainment, ie work and play)

but dickbutt works. Sandra can yell, "get off dickbutt and do the dishes" :razz:
 

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I like the story behind the name, so Whiskey sounds nice to me. If it turns to be tits, you can always name it Dolly.



My computers are called M52B28, M88-1, N57S, and M115.

They're all BMW engine codes.

This is the nerdiest thing I've read today.
 

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Zima Gold "a taste of bourbon".
 

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First word.

 

altoid

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The Chromebook was dead on arrival (no backlight), so we're naming the replacement. Feel free to consider this in the process. :lol:
 
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