Clarkson: Hey Ladies........Jeremy Clarkson has a 10-inch Penis!

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TOP Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has the largest manhood in show business, according to British women.

A survey carried out among 4,000 housewives revealed a large portion of them think Clarkson is the proud owner of a ten-and-a-quarter inch gearstick.

The 49-year-old loudmouth beat a host of stars from the worlds of TV, sport and showbiz to top the chopper chart.

Foul-mouthed telly chef Gordon Ramsay came second, with the average woman believing he has a nine-and-a-half inch member.

David Cameron scored higher than Gordon Brown in the poll ? with women believing the Tory chief has a two-and-a-half inch lead over Mr Brown.

A spokesman for the online dating website who carried out the survey said: "The majority of the blokes in the poll have huge egos and women clearly think some have packages to match.

"At 6'4" tall Jeremy Clarkson is a fair winner, but Terry Wogan was a surprise inclusion.

How the Celebs Measured Up (inches)

1. Jeremy Clarkson 10.25

2. Gordon Ramsay 9.5

3. Daniel Craig 9

4. David Walliams 8.75

5. Simon Cowell 8.50

6. Jonathan Ross 8

7. David Beckham 8

8. Ben Shepherd 7.5

9. Jude Law 7.5

10. Terry Wogan 7.3

11. Prince Harry 7

12. Robbie Williams 6.75

13. Russell Brand 6.75

14. David Cameron 6.5

15. Cristiano Ronaldo 6.5

16. Nick Knowles 6.3

17. Brendan Cole 6

18. Justin Lee Collins 6

19. Dermot O'Leary 5.75

20. Prince William 5.5

21. Phillip Schofield 5.3

22. Ant McPartlin 5.3

23. Declan Donnelly 5.25

24. Gary Lineker 5

25. Ashley Cole 5

26. Mark Owen 4.75

27. Gordon Brown 4.75

28. Tiger Woods 4.3

29. John Terry 4.3

30. Alan Carr 2.75

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2932103/Clarkson-in-poll-pole-position.html#ixzz0l94A5hVd
 

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Don't ask me why, but i remember him saying he didn't have a particularly big penis somewhere.
Might have been the interview with David Tennant...

Again, don't ask why.
Don't know myself :p
 

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