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TOP Gear host Jeremy Clarkson has the largest manhood in show business, according to British women.
A survey carried out among 4,000 housewives revealed a large portion of them think Clarkson is the proud owner of a ten-and-a-quarter inch gearstick.
The 49-year-old loudmouth beat a host of stars from the worlds of TV, sport and showbiz to top the chopper chart.
Foul-mouthed telly chef Gordon Ramsay came second, with the average woman believing he has a nine-and-a-half inch member.
David Cameron scored higher than Gordon Brown in the poll ? with women believing the Tory chief has a two-and-a-half inch lead over Mr Brown.
A spokesman for the online dating website who carried out the survey said: "The majority of the blokes in the poll have huge egos and women clearly think some have packages to match.
"At 6'4" tall Jeremy Clarkson is a fair winner, but Terry Wogan was a surprise inclusion.
How the Celebs Measured Up (inches)
1. Jeremy Clarkson 10.25
2. Gordon Ramsay 9.5
3. Daniel Craig 9
4. David Walliams 8.75
5. Simon Cowell 8.50
6. Jonathan Ross 8
7. David Beckham 8
8. Ben Shepherd 7.5
9. Jude Law 7.5
10. Terry Wogan 7.3
11. Prince Harry 7
12. Robbie Williams 6.75
13. Russell Brand 6.75
14. David Cameron 6.5
15. Cristiano Ronaldo 6.5
16. Nick Knowles 6.3
17. Brendan Cole 6
18. Justin Lee Collins 6
19. Dermot O'Leary 5.75
20. Prince William 5.5
21. Phillip Schofield 5.3
22. Ant McPartlin 5.3
23. Declan Donnelly 5.25
24. Gary Lineker 5
25. Ashley Cole 5
26. Mark Owen 4.75
27. Gordon Brown 4.75
28. Tiger Woods 4.3
29. John Terry 4.3
30. Alan Carr 2.75
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2932103/Clarkson-in-poll-pole-position.html#ixzz0l94A5hVd