Clarkson: Hey Ladies........Jeremy Clarkson has a 10-inch Penis!

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but....I suspect that some of the answers given by the women in the poll are less to do with what size they *think* they are and more to do with what the women think the men in question deserve to have. With the exception of Alan Carr (bless 'im) and Gordon Brown, the names at the bottom of the list do have something in common ;)
 
I started saying "Who the fu..."

Then I saw thesun.co.uk.
 
Oh cock!
 
Don't ask me why, but i remember him saying he didn't have a particularly big penis somewhere.
Might have been the interview with David Tennant...

Again, don't ask why.
Don't know myself :p

Because of David's nickname... which apparently the women who took this poll forgot!
 
The women who took this poll apparently also forgot about Ewan McGregor. *fans self*
 
Is that why Scottish men wear kilts? ;)

HAHA! Methinks maybe so. ;)

Another thought. This article came out quite close to Jezza's birthday. The cynic in me wonders if it's somehow in fact a "gift"...
 
Here you go.
 

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Here's how his interview with Ewan McrGegor went:

JC: I was just thinking how unfair it is that you should be a film star AND have a big penis. You know, God was being pretty generous the day you popped out, because...I... don't have that.
EM: Some people come to movie stardom later in life, you know?
JC: It's not the movie stardom I'm worried about.

Also, in the American special from series 9, he claimed that, when they drew hot dogs to see which one went first in that accelerating-braking challenge, his was the shortest. ;) :lol:
 
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