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how dumb can you be?

freerider

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Just saw this on another forum. Thought I'd share it with you guys.

The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington state appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms. A gun shop specializing in handguns.

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with a 9mm Glock 17, the clerk with a .50 Desert Eagle, assisted by several customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also fired, The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics.

Crime scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds from 7 different weapons.

No one else was hurt in the exchange of fire.

Here we are in the middle of April and we already may have the 2005winner of the Darwin Award. This guy is going to be hard to beat!


Greetz Johan
 
:lmao:

That's great, and anyone could see that ending coming, not that it wasn't still funny. Wow.
 
^UKD, The cop was the first one to shoot the guy... btw, are DesertEagles legally allowed in the states, I thought it was just shot-guns and glock17's....
 
The robber only got shot because he had a gun...

I don't think robbing a store should be a death sentence.

Edit to clarify: I think no one (including the robber) except the cop should have a gun.


Edit 2: Sorry about ruining your thread freerider.
 
Hmm, a post by UKD that isn't some witty, well-timed remark (only humoring :p) could he be...dare I say it, serious about something? :D ;)
 
^ :lmao:
 
Ultra_Kool_Dude said:
The robber only got shot because he had a gun...

I don't think robbing a store should be a death sentence.

Edit to clarify: I think no one (including the robber) except the cop should have a gun.


Edit 2: Sorry about ruining your thread freerider.

I agree with you. And you didn't ruin my thread. It's not about the gun or that he got shot. It's about how stupid you can be. You have to agree that what he did wasn't the smartest thing he did in his life (I hope so).

Greetz Johan
 
I don't think robbing a store should be a death sentence.
i agree, but the guy did was indeed stupid, its like going into the bear's cave with a honey bucket on your head, holding a sign saying "eat me & enjoy your meal mr. bear" :)
 
If he was that stupid to try to rob the place then he should have died and I have no remorse for that piece of shit.

Gun shop owners have to have guns because if they dont, how easy would it be to rob the place for guns and sell them on the black market?? You go in the store with a criminal partner and come out with enough guns and ammo for drug smugglers and other criminals. Then MORE criminals would have guns and committ crime. All because UKD thinks a gun shop owner shouldnt have a gun. I just dont get that. I see no problem with the situation, especially since the guy came in shooting.
 
justin syder said:
If he was that stupid to try to rob the place then he should have died and I have no remorse for that piece of shit.

Gun shop owners have to have guns because if they dont, how easy would it be to rob the place for guns and sell them on the black market?? You go in the store with a criminal partner and come out with enough guns and ammo for drug smugglers and other criminals. Then MORE criminals would have guns and committ crime. All because UKD thinks a gun shop owner shouldnt have a gun. I just dont get that. I see no problem with the situation, especially since the guy came in shooting.

I'm not saying the gun shop owner shouldn't have a gun. I'm saying there should be no gun shop at all.

If guns aren't being made they can't end up on the black market.

Only police should have guns.

And I don't believe for a second that the guy came in shooting.
 
did you get this story from the book about freakingly funny way of people dying.
Another thing that I am intrested to know that do gun shops sell coffee??
There was also a story about six man diving into a well to save a chicken all of the men drowned but then the chicken got out alive.
 
Agree with you UKD, guns should not be sold or made, only the security personnel and police should have them.

The guy was an idiot.... I think he had just finished a raid in GTA Game and thought that it was easy and gave it a go.... And why did the others start fire???
Thats the police's job and those men took the law into their own hands... Do these guys get sued or pay a penaly? The guy may have survived a single shot....They completely finished him...
 
This is for ULtra Kool Dude, and put your glasses on ;) ,

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a .22 target pistol.
 
justin syder said:
If he was that stupid to try to rob the place then he should have died and I have no remorse for that piece of shit.

Yes, agree. He took the risk to get shot, that's the way it goes, we don't need that kindof scum on the streets.

Why would you defend him by saying "Robbing a store shouldn't have to mean death"?

We had a similar thing here, a woman got robbed from her purse and she backed up the car to chase the robbers on scooters and one of the robbers got between her car and a tree. He died, we even had some protestsmarches (sp) because people thought the woman (a mother) was a killer.
 
Jostyrostelli said:
justin syder said:
If he was that stupid to try to rob the place then he should have died and I have no remorse for that piece of shit.

Yes, agree. He took the risk to get shot, that's the way it goes, we don't need that kindof scum on the streets.

Why would you defend him by saying "Robbing a store shouldn't have to mean death"?

We have laws that fit the crimes for a reason. Do you actually think the death penalty is a suitable punishment for robbery?
 
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