You sound like, what Doctors call.... Badass.I had my first shot of whiskey when I was 17 and it all went blurry from there. In high school I would always have my rum and coke in a coke bottle which would get refilled a few times a day. I would also fill my water bottle with vodka for after school band practice, then go over my friend's house and drink all the Jack Daniel's that his dad would keep buying for JD steaks.
I find that life is better when it is obfuscated through inebriation. I've just realized that I need to be sober to get work done now that I have a real job.
You're definitely sober if you can use and spell those words properly.