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How to be a jerk

Renesis

Renesis

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<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I must try this
 
sounds like a lame waste of time :roll: :wink:
 
Jostyrostelli said:
That's funny if you are a little baby, wasting other peoples time...and your own time!
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:lol: :lol:
 
I think it's lame too, but I heard a story (probably not true) of someone glueing the reply envelope to a brick and mailing that :lol: .
 
Yeah, sending shit back in business reply envelopes is nothing new, but that penny idea is genious! :lol:
 
Jostyrostelli said:
That's funny if you are a little baby, wasting other peoples time...and your own time!
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I bet you're an old bored man? comon have fun in your life! do stupid things sometimes :wink:
 
I'd understand doing something like this to telemarketers, but credit card companies are nice enough. Don't wanna hurt them, unless you owe them a huge bill or something.
 
Do the Mormons or Seventh Day Adventist walk around to ya'll? (Please don't be offended if you are either one of those religions)

Next time either one of them come to the door and they say, "Do you know Jesus?" tell them,"Damn right I know the mother fucker, he owes me $50 bucks from a poker game the other night. Next time you see him, tell him to drop by for me!"

This will cause them to become confused and at this point, tell them, "It was nice chatting with you!" and close the door. :twisted:
 
Awesome. :lol:
 
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