Blythy
Well-Known Member
Now that the stig has decided to sell out, and spoil everyones fun. He must be eliminated, and some other faceless unsuccessful racing driver roped in (I vote for Tom Chilton, cos he's not achieved anything, and never will )
So, how to kill him?
I think in a caravan, by a skip full of unsold autobiographies... in hardback. (yeah, I stole that one) This guy could give ashley cole a run for his money.
or A mauling by Top Gear Dog.
or Being used as the fodder in one of Hammond's old bus jumping tricks.
or Being dressed up in BBC logos and sent to the daily mail office.
or Being made to race michael schumacher
or the ultimate life long humilation for any racing driver:
Being Ferrari's reserve test driver.
So, how to kill him?
I think in a caravan, by a skip full of unsold autobiographies... in hardback. (yeah, I stole that one) This guy could give ashley cole a run for his money.
or A mauling by Top Gear Dog.
or Being used as the fodder in one of Hammond's old bus jumping tricks.
or Being dressed up in BBC logos and sent to the daily mail office.
or Being made to race michael schumacher
or the ultimate life long humilation for any racing driver:
Being Ferrari's reserve test driver.