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How to Win Any Argument On the Internet

Kip_6666

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Just saw this on www.somethingawful.com

1) NEVER DEFEND YOUR OWN POINTS. Don't forget this monumental Internet argument cornerstone even if you fall down a well and get amnesia and learn you're pregnant with your mother's son's evil twin. Never, under any circumstance, attempt to defend what you've said; just attack the other person's argument over and over and over until one of you dies of old age or some legislative branch agrees to shut down the Internet forever. Defending yourself or your argument is a weak act of desperation which informs your enemy that you're completely open to attack. The grizzled Internet debater will never address the validity of their previous claims, instead opting to forge ahead and stay on the offensive despite any erroneous or outright false statements they said in the past, effectively keeping the enemy on their toes. You should view Internet arguments as a really crummy fighting game: only the utter idiots bother pressing the "block / defend" button. While your enemy cowers in a corner with their arms raised above their face to futilely protect them, real men pull off complex 408-move combos that involve transforming into a fiery phoenix of doom and releasing unrelenting waves of liquid napalm Satan clown death upon them.

EXAMPLE ARGUMENT:

FLAME: hey fag i read ur article abotu ford cars and I just wanna let u know ur stupid and dont know nothing about cars cuz CHEVY IS THE BEST CAR MAKER IN THE WORLD!!!!

INCORRECT RESPONSE: No, I firmly believe what I wrote is correct, Ford automobiles have excelled in both price and safety over the past few years, which is why I feel they are the superior choice when purchasing a new car.
CORRECT RESPONSE: uhhhhhhh no, you're wrong and stupid and dumb and u dont know what ur talking about so maybe u should get off the internet and instead go kiss a elf cuz ur dumb as a fool!!!
EVER BETTER RESPONSE: I'M GUNNA KILL YOU WITH MY DESERT EAGLE!!!
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I'm pretty sure it works too :D
 
waht do you mean you big cocksucker youre just dumb for sayin taht you stuipd fcuk, use capital lettetr man you piece of shit adn dont use smilyes it maeks you fag
 
ypo what da fok say something dumbass dont be posthoring on my rreply you son of a bitch i bet youre a fag too usoing no capital lettars ultra gay lord

so whos gonna reply and say someting useful
 
that bitch dintd pwne m3 he never got close coz hes a pussy and a horsedicksucker


Honostly I'm quite tired of this belony already my dear friends.

We should call "Liar & Liar".
 
Leppy said:
WELL I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL WITH MY DESERT EAGLE!!!!!!1111ONEONEONEONE

Apparently I just played the trump card?
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You're so fag.. You don even own a DE

Lollamoroflfaglol
 
Ethan said:
Leppy said:
WELL I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL WITH MY DESERT EAGLE!!!!!!1111ONEONEONEONE

Apparently I just played the trump card?
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You're so fag.. You don even own a DE

Lollamoroflfaglol
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Omg lol, so supid for syain that.
I am a deagle man, was born and raised inasi deagle fram.
and he does not own me, ur all fags for sayin something like thath, burn in hell, pussies.
I bet if he held one in ur handa youd piss ur pants, little girl..

(don't make my play the hitler card and then block all you bastards!!()
 
Dark_Templer_102 said:
N00B5!!! | R0X0R j00!!!!! H4H4H4H4!!!!!111
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We have an expert. :lol:
 
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