A modifying maven, he recently added what he calls his ?breadwinner,? a limited-edition 800hp supercharged Dodge Viper, to a convoy of nine that already includes two 700-plus-horsepowered Toyota Supras and an additional 550hp Viper. The streets ain?t safe no mo?.
My dad had red and yellow, so I didn?t want to copy. I?ve always liked yellow?it?s so obnoxiously loud. I like all my shit really loud. The Supra flew under the radar, so I was like, nah, I?ma be loud. I wanted to build [a] Supra, [and they] never come from the factory to America in yellow, so I was like, I?ma do it, and I?m a be different.
The ?Vette has all the electronic stability. I mean, a skilled driver can drive with no traction control. Only thing electronic on the Viper is the turn signal and the radio. Everything is on the driver.
In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He?s like, ?Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.? Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, ?I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I?ma let you go this time. It?s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you?re probably going to go to jail.? Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 [mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, ?Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.?
Wow, why don't those officers just give him a blowjay while they're at it?In my silver Viper, I was driving from Miami to Tampa. I got pulled over going 107 [mph] and the guy let me off. He?s like, ?Hey, I know who you are, just keep going, ya know.? Dude, I got back on the road and two minutes later I get pulled over going 113 [mph]. Another highway patrol from the same county said, ?I just heard on the radio that my buddy pulled you over and let you go. I?ma let you go this time. It?s your second warning. You get pulled over again, you?re probably going to go to jail.? Three minutes later, [I was] doing 123 [mph] in a 50 [mph zone]. The guy is like, ?Hey, I just heard you got pulled over twice in the last 10 minutes. I got to write you a ticket.?
The yellow Supra and yellow Viper are pussy magnets for sure. I mean, the green and the silver appeal more to men, ?cause a guy knows what he?s looking at and will drool over it. But girls see the yellow, and panties start dropping off.
My... what a charming young bloke, eh?
If you watch the show though, he doesn't come off as this type of person at all. So maybe he's putting on an "I have a 13ft wiener" act, or the show is carefully edited (more than it already is).
Remember when you were 17? :lol: I bet you said some really dumb things that will now make you go beet red if it even passes as a random thought.
My version. The cars are not guilty.This kid obviously never had his ass kicked when he was younger. I'm sure when you're 6 years old and everyone knows Hulk Hogan is your father, even the biggest bully would think twice about it.
He should not only have the shit beat out of him, but he needs to be sat down and forced to watch as someone takes away all his cars and gives them to someone worthy of it.
This kid obviously never had his ass kicked when he was younger. I'm sure when you're 6 years old and everyone knows Hulk Hogan is your father, even the biggest bully would think twice about it.
He should not only have the shit beat out of him, but he needs to be sat down and forced to watch as someone drains the oil from every single one of his cars and is then revved till the engine locks up.
I wouldn't be surprised if he just sat there drooling and attracting flies while his precious pussy waggons die a slow and unfixable death.
"Why car go no more?"
He'd just write a blank check to the shop that built the cars in the first place to rebuild them "better than ever."