I drive a BLANK, so I must be a BLANK

I drive an Alfa Romeo so I must be mad

I drive an Alfa Romeo so I must be a true petrolhead

Isn't that the same thing anyway?
 
I drive a Honda, so I must be a ricer. (I'm not, I swear!)
 
I drive a Focus so I must have rented it.

I drive a Hyundai so I must be poor.

I used to drive a Saturn so I must be Rick :p
 
I drive a Honda, so I must be a ricer. (I'm not, I swear!)

I already did that one. You want to get together and compare mods?

That being said, you drive a Honda and live in Detroit, so you're a traitor who wants to put everyone who isn't already out of work out of work.
 
I drive a Subaru I must be a lesbian (Well ok that's true I like girls)
No, you drive an Outback so you must be a lesbian. Fortunately, us WRX owners don't have that stigma. :p

I drive a WRX, so I must have a honking great 4' exhaust tip. :whistle:
And have face hair.
And be relegated to the back of the Top Gear audience, out of shot (were I ever fortunate enough to be present for an episode shooting).
And be an utter car bore.
 
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I used to drive a Saturn so I must be Rick :p

Hey now. :p

As for what I drive now...i dont really know any stereotypes beyond parent (sorry TAG...note that I didn't put boring there though!) or somewhat average person. *shrugs*
 
I drive a truck so I must be compensating for something.
 
I drive an Opel sedan so I must be a retired person wearing his hat while driving.
 
I ride a bicycle so I must be a self-righteous asshole.
I ride a motorcycle so I must be suicidal.
I drive a Focus so I must bei totally ignorant of car brand related clichees.
 
I drive a Loud / Low Golf so I must be 17 and have stolen it :)

I drive an Opel Estate so I must be a retired person wearing his hat while driving that has a lot of stuff to carry :D
 
I drive a V8 truck on a semi-communist continent were underpowered tiny shitboxes with lawnmower engines are the norm.

Therefore I must be insane, have a tiny penis and hate everything the eco-nazis are trying to guilt trip us into.


Well 2 outta 3 ain't bad, what do I win? :p
 
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Well 2 outta 3 ain't bad, what do I win? :p

I'm having a hard time coming up with something that might be of use to an insane guy with a tiny penis.
 
I drive an old, beige Honda Accord with a fart can, altezzas and "an intake", therefore I must be a poor, boring ricer.

I drive an Escort ZX2, therefore I must be a girl and/or worthless.

I drive an early V6 Dodge Dakota 4x4, therefore I must be certifiably insane. (This one is actually true)

I (will, when I finish putting it back together) drive a Crown Victoria Police Interceptor, therefore I must be a cop, fed, cabbie, murderer, drug dealer or poor welfare recipient mother of 3, depending on what I do with it cosmetically. (Every one of them that I looked at buying, the owner fell into one of those buckets and there was a distinctive "look" to the car. The one I bought belonged to a cop. A federal cop.)
 
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