I have never game

True.

I have never run out of gas in the middle of the road.
 
True (close though)

I have never set fire to any vehicle
 
False. Accidentally blew it up, actually, with a bomb.

I have never gone water skiing.
 
True.

I have never used a pencil for evil-doing.
 
False. Wrote evil-doing plans in pencil.

I have never had escargot.
 
True.

I have never eaten frogs legs.
 
False. Mother is of the strange belief that it is healthy.
*blech*

I have never been to Fiji
 
True, but I might want to go someday.

I have never dived into a pool of jello.
 
True.

I've never played an electric guitar.
 
True

I have never shouted something in the middle of the road.
 
True. Don't have the anatomy for it.

I have never deconstructed Kafka.
 
True.

I have never taken apart a car.
 
Not all of it, so true

I have never filled a car with foam.
 
True.

I have never broken a chair over someone's head.
 
Well, not in the technical sense.

I have never dated a footballer.
 
True. But I have seen someone famous naked, in person.

I have never lived in a bubble
 
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