I have never game

True... on so many levels...

I have never been fired from a job (being laid off doesn't count).
 
True, and with the state of work on Romanian motorways, I won't have a chance to do so for the next 10 years. :rolleyes:

I have never veered into a stationary obstacle at more than 5 kph.
 
True, I've hit someone's door mirror and hit someone's bumper while backing up in a parking lot but both were at like 0 mph.

I have never lost my cool to the point of screaming and kicking walls/chairs/whatnot
 
False. I've had my moments :blush:

I have never been mugged.
 
Nope, never been mugged.

I've never experienced a "proper" winter. (Y'know, with snow and cold and everything.)
 
True! <3 San Diego and India

I have never fallen more than 4 feet to the solid ground.
 
False, several times over

I have never broken a bone
 
True! Never have once so far.

I have never visited the grand canyon.
 
False, my dad owns a video rental store so we get them early as screeners, and my sister is obsessed.

I have never been robbed at gunpoint while working a register/bank teller/etc.
 
Very false. First fire I started was when I was 5 years old. I set fire to my teddy bear Buddy and I set fire to some towels. I think I've said this story before on the forums, but I forget where.

I have never spent even a second in or gone near a jail.
 
False, but for a school tour. For the record...Limerick Prison is pretty freaky...

I have never eaten sushi
 
Very false, eat it as often as possible.

I have never eaten a live rat.
 
True, though I have had a fight with a lawn mower.:p lol j/k

I have never had a fight with a lawn mower.
 
True, and to quote Buffy: some day, some day...

I have never been a the Playboy Mansion
 
True.

I have never bought onions.
 
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