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PaperBiro

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False. I call it Graporasimaasdefololism, and it's the study of the geometrical properties of carrots.

I have never made up a ridiculous fictional branch of mathematics. Honest.
 

LP

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I have never beat the shit out of my computer with my keyboard because windows crashed.
 

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True, but i have smashed my keyboard agains my monitor.


I have never burnt a guitar.
 

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True.

I have never played a guitar with me teeth.
 

PaperBiro

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True.

I have never burnt a guitar with GIANT LAZXZORS FROM OUTER SPACE
 

ashspet

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I have never died
 

ashspet

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True. I have stared at the face of death though

I have never been a Mod
 

LP

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False, I was briefly a mod of a really lame IRC channel several years ago.

I have never held a title of chair or Co-chair IRL.
 

Nati

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I have never met a man so ignorant that i couldn't learn something from him
 

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False. My LC Maths teacher :|

I have never eaten raw red meat.
 

ashspet

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False - total accident

I have never been a construction worker that has accidentally unearthed a body from a shallow grave
 

Buffy_09

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True.

I have never been a construction worker who got together with a Native American, policeman and sailor to do the YMCA.
 

LP

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False.... i mean TRUE TRUE

I have never almost given away my deepest and darkest secrets
 

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True, but i do drop the usual fake hint every once in a while

I have never crapped my pants in amazement
 

ashspet

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I have never literally rolled on the floor laughing my arse off
 

Buffy_09

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True.

I have never punched my former Taoiseach in the face, but boy howdy how I'd love to!
 

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OT/ OMG after looking on Wikipedia the current Taoiseach is from the Fianna F?il party LOL:p

True.

I have never been accidentally unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers.
 
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