I have never game

true

I have never been accidentally unearthed from a deep grave by construction workers.
 
False.... I mean true true

I have never worked in the construction industry and accidentally unearthed a body from a shallow grave
 
True

I have used heavy construction vehicles under the influence of paint-sniffing
 
False. I have never done that

I have never crashed a forklift
 
False, but I wasn't the one that put those boxes there!

I have never been sued
 
True

I have never sued
 
True

I have never sown
 
False. The trick to repairing socks: pull it around a lightbulb. (Grew up po')

I have never eaten any "sweet breads."
 
True.

I have never machine-gunned wildlife whilst laughing manically.
 
True

I have never machinegunned the damn girl that has been stopping traffic on the I-5 in downtown San Diego since 4 in the morning.
 
True.

I have never fired a gun in the air and shouted "AAAAAAAAAAAH"
 
False :blush:

I have never been more ashamed of myself than I am now for admitting that...
 
False, I've definitely known embarrassment.

I have never seen a film rated above 15.
 
Definitely false. I saw my first R-Rated movie (17+ for those that don't know) in History class when I was 13

I have never snuck into a rated R or Adult rated (whatever it is for you Europeans) movie, when I was underage
 
Errr False?

In India its U, U/A and A
but nobody checks ID's so its a free country that way *shrugs*
 
And protostig forgot about what he never did

I have never drawn and animated a cartoon
 
True.

I have never re-animated a corpse.
 
True

I have never been booked for dangerous driving
 
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