I have never game

[Lightning Count]

True

I have never sabotaged a colleagues work to make myself look better

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never woken up from the Matrix

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

True. Sadly.

I have never laughed at anyone as much as I do at Frankie Boyle.

 

[ashspet]

False. The best routine that had me was Billy Connelly and his Going to the Beach in Oz

I have never been prosecuted

 

[rickhamilton620]

True, I never hope to be!

I have never eaten keesh

 

[ashspet]

Quiche? False. Lots.

I have never made a quiche

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

True.

I have never been good at cooking.

 

[ashspet]

True, although I do make a good cupcake

I have never considered becoming a chef

 

[jedd_kenobi]

True, can't cook to save my life.

I have never cooked a big meal.

 

[ashspet]

False

I have never made stone soup

 

[rickhamilton620]

False

I have never made stone soup

True, can't make blood out of water (I think I mixed up something...)

I have never licked a stone.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

False.

I have never been as stumped as I am now.

 

[ashspet]

False, but this issue is going that way

I have never been a fully competent SQL scripter

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

True.

I have never had that mindset, somehow.

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never seen the need to learn scripting for my computing needs.

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

False.

I have never understood doing the same thing many times manually - that's what computers are for

 

[Lightning Count]

Depends on the task in question doesn't it? Could be true or false.

I have never posed a potential trick question in the I have never game.

 

[ashspet]

Oh I dunno, maybe I have, maybe I haven't

I have never exploded a can of soda in the freezer

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

True

I have never freeze distilled alcohol (unlike some friends of mine)

 

[Lightning Count]

True

I have never tried drugs.