I have never game

True.

I have almost cut my fingers off with one. (Or was that a hedge trimmer? I forget.)
 
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True, but only because I've never used one.

I have never mutilated myself in any way.
 
True

I have never had a tattoo
 
False. Already have two.

I have never considered a tattoo in an intimate area.
 
True.

I have never considered having a piercing.
 
False, I have 3

I have never been quite so mesmerised by an avvie before as ^
 
False.

I have never shaved my pubic hair.
 
True....not a permanent one anyway

I have never played with a Prince Albert
 
True.

I have seen some bloke whap his out in the middle of a crowded pub though. Not something I really want to see again.
 
False, thankfully that has not happened in my vicinity.

I have seen some girls get drunk and get their boobs out for the hell of it, something I wouldn't mind seeing again.
 
True :shifty:

I have never been in trouble for indecent exposure
 
True

I have streaked while drunk. (ran through a dark park naked)
 
False

I have never streaked
 
False

I have never performed a lap dance
 
True

I have never danced on a stripper pole
 
True

I have never been to a strip club (none around here, damn)
 
False.

I have never tramped in heather
 
True

I have never tried any of these ridiculous and ancient cures for the common cold.
 
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