I have never game

[ashspet]

False.

I have never had someone give birth in my car

 

[NoNeedForAChestWig]

True. Although my passengers have often had kittens at my driving

I have never been in a collision with another vehicle above about 5mph.

 

[ashspet]

False. And no my fault.

I have never been involved in an accident where there has been serious injuries

 

[Lightning Count]

False, it cost me half of my left leg.

I have never been the cause of a serious accident.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never actually exploded from eating too much

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never drank till it came out of my ears.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never intentionally shot milk out of my nose

 

[Lightning Count]

True

I have never puked while sitting at the dinner table.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never poured hot tea all over myself (done it with coffee twice as a kid)

 

[Lightning Count]

False, it scolded me.

I have been made to laugh while drinking a hot drink thus accidentally scolding myself/ making unclean a perfectly good shirt.

 

[ashspet]

False. But I have scalded myself.

I have never owned a Subaru

 

[Lightning Count]

False

I have owned a Mazda.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never owned a sports car

 

[Lightning Count]

False.

I have never owned an SUV.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never owned a 4x4

 

[Lightning Count]

True, the Subaru is an estate not a 4 x 4

I have never owned a supercar.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never owned a canoe

 

[Lightning Count]

True.

I have never owned a caravan.

 

[ashspet]

True

I have never carved wood or whittled

 

[Lightning Count]

True

I have never weaved a basket