I have never game

True, and it shall always remain so

I have never hosted an event with more than 500 attenders
 
True, and it shall always remain so

You don't even live in a country where it's broadcasted!:lol:

Anyways:

True.

I have never drawn sunglasses on a lemon, kept it as a pet and called it "John Lemon".
 
You don't even live in a country where it's broadcasted!:lol:

Anyways:

True.

I have never drawn sunglasses on a lemon, kept it as a pet and called it "John Lemon".

WTF and true.

I have never shat into my hand and flung it at Jeremy Clarkson.
 
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww TRUE and forevermore True

I have never driven a car in another country
 
True, because I have never driven a car.

I have never been in a mental hospital.
 
False. Although not as a patient.

I have never missed my own birthday
 
True (How could you do that)



I have never played Half Life 2 for more than half an hour without getting sick
 
False. I have never played Half Life. Sad, I know. Apparently.

I have never appeared on You Tube
 
True...that I know of :|

I have never wired a plug.
 
NO.

I've never had the urge to go streaking down my Main/High Street.
 
True.

i have never bought anything at starbucks
 
True

I have never drunk a cup of coffee
 
False. (I think? I'm not a regular drinker, but I must have drank it before)

I have never intentionally slit my wrist.
 
False. But I didn't do it the proper way.


I have never punched someone unconscious
 
False

I have never back-flipped a shopping-kart.
 
False :lol:

I have never stayed all night long watching TV
 
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