I have never game

True.

I have never gone drifting.
 
In a leaky boat? True
In a car? False. But not intentional. Only accidental. Absolutely no skill required.

I have never wished on a sixpence found in the Christmas pudding.
 
True, that tradition is long outdated and rarely used here anymore.

I have cut down my own Christmas tree with an axe after picking it out in the forest.
 
Mostly true - a bush saw rather than an axe. That's what happens when there is a pine plantation within walking distance from home.

I have never baked a roast dinner
 
True

I have never lost a million dollars
 
True.

I have never had a million dollars.
 
Through my hands in my life? Nope. Damn it. True.

I have never pushed the boss off the balcony
 
True.

I have never been tempted to murder my boss.
 
False. And if my old boss requires my assistance in a life or death situation, he's not going to make it.

I have never made my own furniture (this is not just assembly)
 
Does making a tool box in woodwork class as a kid count. If not, true.

I have never made my own clothes.
 
False. I made some pants, a skirt and a couple of shirts. I can say I officially suck at sewing.

I have never felt like such a coward.
 
Never felt like a coward, so false.

I have never gone sky diving.
 
True

I have never shot a horse (though, after an hour of chasing one around a paddock in the horizontal rain, it was very tempting)
 
True.

I have never had to euthanise an animal.
 
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Personally? no. But have had vets do it :sad:

I have never broken into a safe
 
True.

I have never robbed a bank.
 
True

I have never made the perfect crepe
 
True.

I have never made my own cheesecake.
 
False. Messy messy work at times!

I have never lived in a house with a jacuzzi
 
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