I have never game

True.

I have never owned a dog that had to be muzzled.
 
True

I have never known my blood type
 
False.

I have never donated blood. (not many blood banks round here)
 
False.

I have never learned to fence with swords
 
True.

I have never fired a crossbow.
 
True.

I have never managed to pull a 'Robin Hood' (shooting an arrow into another arrow).
 
True

I have never won a game of darts
 
True. Or at least I think so.

I have never met a member of any royal family.
 
Oh, someone, so far removed at some stage along the way. Some event somewhere I think.

I have never plotted a course using the stars
 
True

I have never drawn on drunk people.
 
False. Hilarity ensued!

I have never wrapped someone up using a whole roll of plastic wrap.
 
True.

I have never TP'ed a house.
 
False, many times.

I have never been to a fancy dress party.
 
False - Tramps and Sluts party

I have never split an atom
 
true

I have never used a Large Hadron Collider.
 
True

I have never jumped off a bridge
 
false, it wasnt a high one, but a bridge is a bridge.

I have never been punched by a girl.
 
True, I've been slapped once or twice though. Funny enough I think it was the same girl on both occasions :hmm:. She's got a going-away party coming up I just realized. Am I going to go...hell no.

I have never secretly wished that I had boobs so I could play with something all day when I was bored in class.
 
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