I have never game

False

I have never made a house out of bricks and mortar.
 
True.

I have never made a house out of my own flesh and blood.
 
True

I have never wanted to hang glide
 
False.

I have never wanted to do a bungie jump.
 
True

I have never thrown a brick into a washing machine
 
True.

I have never thrown a television out of a hotel window.
 
True

I have never escaped from somewhere by tying bedsheets together.
 
True

I have never stripped a gear box
 
True

I have never stripped on webcam.
 
True

I have never stripped a webcam, and then extracted all of the little components inside it in order to take them to Timbuktu, and set fire to them whilst dancing like a maniac.
 
False. It's my Sunday ritual before getting frozen yogurt.

I have never been to Jupiter.
 
True, but I have been to me

I have never sat in the middle of the road in a rainstorm
 
True.

I have never climbed a tree during a thunderstorm.
 
True

I have never had a tree near me hit by lightning
 
True.

I have never been in a car that was struck by lightning.
 
True.

I have never flown a kite in a rainstorm
 
True.

I have never tried to climb an electrical pylon to retrieve a kite.
 
True

I have never crashed into street furniture
 
False, hit a concrete bollard while going downhill on a skateboard, it hurt a lot.

I have never crashed into a tree.
 
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