I have never game

True.

I have never destroyed possible evidence in a criminal case.
 
Not intentionally if I have. Have had to do walk throughs of burnt out and otherwise damaged properties.

I have never been presented with a large novelty cheque
 
True.

I have never cut down a tree.
 
False.

I have never built a dam.
 
False.

I have never purposefully electrocuted anyone.
 
True.

I have never been involved in a fatal accident.
 
False, I speak to you from hell.

I have never believed in god.
 
True.

I have never been on a military boat (including open days, museums etc)
 
True.

I have never been in a tank.
 
False.

I have never jumped off a building
 
False climbed up onto school roof to retrieve a football, jumped down once I got it back.

I have never been scuba diving.
 
True

I have never played polo on pool ponies
 
True.

I have never gone fox hunting.
 
False.

I have never been to work on time.
 
False. And today I will be early. I will. I must.

i have never slept through a whole day and missed work.
 
False. In my defense, I had been at work for 36 hrs straight.

I have never punched a co-worker in the face. Though I have been tempted.
 
True. Again, temptation resisted.

I have never put a packet of mentos in a bottle of coke
 
False. Tip, don't stand next to it when you try.

I have never thrown my computer out the window.
 
True. But tempting.

I have never spilt hot coffee over someone
 
If by someone you mean myself, false.

I have never egged someone's car.
 
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