I have never game

False. They can be very wonderful.

I have never been the assistant to a magician
 
True. I can wave my own wand (oh come on, you must have seen that coming ... you left youself wide open for that one ... that was so obvious)

I have never been on stage.
 
True. School plays FTL

I have never received a PhD
 
True.

I have never studied law.
 
False. One semester at uni.

I have never held a technical degree
 
True.

I have never been to medical school.
 
True

I have a First Aid Certificate
 
(we occasionally reverse it, just to make sure people are paying attention :p )

True

I have never employed a butler
 
Sniggered? More laughed :lol: True

I have never done wilful damage to a vehicle.
 
True.

I have never had random pieces of a car simply fall off while walking past (I couldn't say true to this one, myself - most embarrassing as everyone looked at me as though I'd kicked the headlight in :( )
 
(then you can't say "I have never...." to it either :p )

True

I have never stolen someone's doormat
 
False.

I have never owned a post holer
 
False

I have never driven a sports car
 
False, got pics too.

I have never seen a Veyron in the flesh.
 
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