False. I saw it on TV just the other day in "Outnumbered" (S3e2, I think).
"What's that?"
*camera pans to a paper-mache elephant head*
"Oh that's the elephant in the room, we don't talk about that"
"Why not?"
"No, it's...never mind"
True, but not for want of trying. Stupid pay got screwed up with no income for 6 weeks. Had to borrow from some friends (which I never wanted to do) to pay rent and cover some food.
I have never killed a Payroll Officer, although I have really wanted to. Several times now.
^ you had to answer "true", otherwise it wouldn't be secret, would it? Verrry sneaky.
True, because they don't exist.
I have never believed that - everyone knows that the Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow are controlled by the Boy Sprouts and are out to take over the world.