I have never game

True

I have never caused a miracle
 
False. I made sixteen women orgasm simultaneously just from the sound of my voice.

I have never previously told the truth in this post.
 
:eek: I was about to say.....
False

I have never found an elephant in a room
 
False. I saw it on TV just the other day in "Outnumbered" (S3e2, I think).
"What's that?"
*camera pans to a paper-mache elephant head*
"Oh that's the elephant in the room, we don't talk about that"
"Why not?"
"No, it's...never mind"

I have never disliked that feeling of deja vu.
 
True.

I have never changed the locks in my house.
 
True. Primarily because I've never had a house.

I have never signed a mortgage
 
True.

I have never taken a loan.
 
True, but not for want of trying. Stupid pay got screwed up with no income for 6 weeks. Had to borrow from some friends (which I never wanted to do) to pay rent and cover some food.

I have never killed a Payroll Officer, although I have really wanted to. Several times now.
 
True.

I have never followed through on any of my plans to kill any work colleagues.
 
True

I have never been a member of OK Cupid
 
True

I have never been a member if MENSA.
 
True

I have never been a member of a secret society
 
True

I have never wanted to be a member of a secret society
 
^ you had to answer "true", otherwise it wouldn't be secret, would it? Verrry sneaky.

True, because they don't exist.

I have never believed that - everyone knows that the Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow are controlled by the Boy Sprouts and are out to take over the world.
 
False, they will lead us to greatness

I have never built a doomsday device.
 
True.

I have never solved a crime
 
True

I have never been called as a witness to a crime.
 
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