I have never game

True.

I have won at Chess.
 
False... I think

I have never played checkers
 
True

I have played naked twister
 
True. What a mistake that was.

I have never played naked twister with a group of people
 
True only one on one

I have never bought a book full of sex advice
 
Full of? True.

I have never successfully used a cheesy pick up line on anyone.
 
True.

I have never tried a cheesy pick up line on a someone.
 
False.

I have never been truly successful at anything.
 
True. But then again. It's a holiday

I have never mastered the art of SQL
 
True

I have never mastered the art of using macros.
 
True

I have never learnt calligraphy
 
False

I have never learnt knitting
 
Wow. Any good?
False.

I have never made curtains.
 
Not really....

True.

I have never mady my own clothing.
 
Does a skirt in sewing class count (I never wore it)? True.

I have never been a guardian.
 
True.

I have never been a babysitter.
 
False. About twice in my life.

I have never been a godmother, fairy or otherwise
 
True

I have never been in a position of massive responsibilty.
 
True

I have never had to rush someone to hospital.
 
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